GMail accounts
Seems the free GMail invites never stop increasing; a couple more were added to my handful, and rumour has it Google is about to go “live” (i.e. non-beta) soon, so if you want to beat the rush and still don’t have one, send me a haiku as to why I should give you one.
mromaine@gmail.com (bring it on, spam-bots :)

June 25th, 2004 at 8:13 am
Can i please get an invite for the gmail service. My Email is ReMiXiNgiTuP@yahoo.com. Thank You
June 25th, 2004 at 12:45 pm
the above comment is a classic example of the numerous emails I’ve been receiving in my gmail account indicating how little attention people give to the details. Slackers they are, all of them.
One individual didn’t send a haiku, but the message contained an amusing and interesting enough poem to earn an invite.
June 26th, 2004 at 9:19 am
I don’t know if I’m too late, but here ya go.
My Haikus for you…
“gMail!”, I call out.
There is no answer for me.
You are my last hope.
____
One gig is so large,
Yahoo and Hotmail can’t touch,
I will be it’s slave.
June 26th, 2004 at 9:58 am
GMail, in my thoughts.
A future of happiness,
I see before me.
June 29th, 2004 at 8:51 am
Hey well now…I always wanted to learn Japanese but :( unfortunately no such luck yet…but I rilly love the culture and esp the anime ! those rock neways so like my current account is running out of space and i need a Gmail account to store my most important mails mainly my girlfriend’s ones…so if u would be kind n generous enough send one my way !
catcultist@yahoo.com
and thanks in advance !
July 4th, 2004 at 6:29 pm
Like everyone else – Gmail is wanted by me –
But, unfortunately Gmail is dragging its heels and soon Yahoo will be offering the same.
Whether I have 1GB or 250Mb, the real question is do I want George Bush snooping on my emails??
July 20th, 2004 at 2:58 am
hoshii desu ne.
‘jimeeru’ arimasen.
kanashii desu.
i tried. i’m in high school only taking japanese 3 so yeah.
July 24th, 2004 at 5:50 am
hmmm…
summer G-Mail
brings hackers hacking bloggers
google finds a laugh
July 29th, 2004 at 4:59 am
Ok,here’s a joke? If you enjoy it,please send me a gmail account
rnkaushal2@rediff.com
Q:what is long,hard,has hair on it,goes to and fro to a warm hole,
and the white frothy stuff is cleaned later?
answer:A toothbrush!What’re ya thinkin’ you pervert?!!
August 4th, 2004 at 3:59 am
Okay here is my poem, I am anxious to join the gmail users club.
sick and feverish
glimpsing gmail invites
still wishing
August 4th, 2004 at 5:55 am
GMail’s thousand megs-
enough to store email hype
if you invite me
August 9th, 2004 at 9:03 pm
I would love to join the world of gmail. I’m no poet but here’s my meager attempt at haiku:
I don’t know you but:
sensitive, helpful nature
may grant me gmail
Thanks!
August 10th, 2004 at 12:31 am
Maybe this one will post this time…
I’d really love to have a gmail account(like everyone else). So here is my feeble shot at getting one.
I don’t know you but;
sensitive, helpful nature
may grant me gmail
August 30th, 2004 at 12:18 pm
G-mail i love you
please give me an account free
destiny awaits
October 4th, 2004 at 12:19 pm
big serving sizes
big gmail email boxes
big american
1. I have gmail already
2. I am American but there is an obesity problem, everything in America is big.
March 18th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
I too have a lot of invitations left. If anybody wants it really, ask me at friendship_nevermind@yahoo.com
May 29th, 2005 at 10:37 pm
Gmail, its so crap,
Give a yahoo one instead,
For it is better.