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	<title>M@Blog &#187; humour</title>
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		<title>Boss Diversity</title>
		<link>http://www.mattromaine.com/2008/12/13/boss-diversity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From &#8220;&#8216;Dilbert&#8217; on how to save your career&#8221;, an interview with Scott Adams:

Q. I know you don&#8217;t like to give advice, but do you have any general thoughts on how to cope with hard times?
A. The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://money.cnn.com/2008/12/10/news/economy/dilbert.fortune/index.htm?postversion=2008121209">&#8220;&#8216;Dilbert&#8217; on how to save your career&#8221;</a>, an interview with Scott Adams:</p>
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<p>Q. I know you don&#8217;t like to give advice, but do you have any general thoughts on how to cope with hard times?</p>
<p>A. The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn&#8217;t like you or wants to get rid of you, you&#8217;re in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don&#8217;t like you, that&#8217;s okay. You can get new ones. Boss diversity is the one kind companies don&#8217;t talk to you about, but it can save your career.</p>
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<p><a href="http://majides.com" title="マジです">Hallelujah</a></p>
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		<title>fastest clapper</title>
		<link>http://www.mattromaine.com/2007/11/27/fastest-clapper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love how the video can&#8217;t keep up with the sound:
 721 Claps Per Second 
So many jokes for this guy!  I&#8217;ll just be conservative and wonder.
- a rendition of Clapping Music at 2x speed with two of these guys would be awesome.  In fact, I bet he could do the piece himself!
- [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love how the video can&#8217;t keep up with the sound:</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/938322/721_claps_per_second.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br /><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/938322/721_claps_per_second/">721 Claps Per Second </a></p>
<p>So many jokes for this guy!  I&#8217;ll just be conservative and wonder.</p>
<p>- a rendition of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clapping_Music">Clapping Music</a> at 2x speed with two of these guys would be awesome.  In fact, I bet he could do the piece himself!</p>
<p>- think <a href="http://www.rkdm.com/theclapper/index.htm?gclid=CLC195Ct_I8CFRQgegodlBGNMw">The Clapper</a> can keep up with him?</p>
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		<title>Seen on a tourist&#8217;s t-shirt in Omotesando</title>
		<link>http://www.mattromaine.com/2007/07/20/seen-on-a-tourists-t-shirt-in-omotesando/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Japan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder&#8221;
cracked me up.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder&#8221;</p>
<p>cracked me up.</p>
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		<title>camera + 回転寿し</title>
		<link>http://www.mattromaine.com/2007/07/19/camera-%e5%9b%9e%e8%bb%a2%e5%af%bf%e3%81%97/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Camera + 回転寿し = fun!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Camera + 回転寿し = fun!</p>
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		<title>MiiStation in Time.com Best 50 for 2007!</title>
		<link>http://www.mattromaine.com/2007/07/10/miistation-in-timecom-best-50-for-2007/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today feels like April Fool&#8217;s Day.  MiiStation in a Time.com list?  But it looks legit, and I&#8217;m surprised and flattered that our very own MiiStation.com made it onto Time.com&#8217;s 50 Best Websites for 2007 (though we&#8217;re only 1/2 way through the year :).  You can read our entry, right along side the likes of Bix, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.mattromaine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/MiistationTime50.jpg" onclick="window.open('http://www.mattromaine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/MiistationTime50.jpg','popup','width=693,height=489,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://www.mattromaine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/MiistationTime50-tm.jpg" height="100" width="141" border="1" align="left" hspace="10" vspace="4" alt="Miistationtime50" /></a>Today feels like April Fool&#8217;s Day.  <a href="http://www.miistation.com">MiiStation</a> in a Time.com list?  But it looks legit, and I&#8217;m surprised and flattered that our very own <a href="http://www.miistation.com">MiiStation.com</a> made it onto Time.com&#8217;s 50 Best Websites for 2007 (though we&#8217;re only 1/2 way through the year :).  You can <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1633488_1633507_1633519,00.html">read our entry</a>, right along side the likes of <a href="http://bix.yahoo.com">Bix</a>, <a href="http://www.last.fm">Last.fm</a>, <a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com">StumbleUpon</a>, <a href="http://www.weebly.com">Weebly</a>, and <a href="http://www.linkedin.com">LinkedIn</a>.  w00t!</p>
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		<title>Improved service?</title>
		<link>http://www.mattromaine.com/2007/04/23/improved-service/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sign at an exclusive club:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sign at <a href="http://www.tokyoamericanclub.org/">an exclusive club</a>:<br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mromaine/469524905/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/230/469524905_91eac7e187_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="so, what's improved exactly?" /></a></p>
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		<title>MiiStation Stats or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love it All</title>
		<link>http://www.mattromaine.com/2007/02/08/miistation-stats-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-it-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s now been a little over 48 hours since the launch of miistation.com, and the response has been &#8230; active!  A few key news sites and portals picked up on this impulse project (big thank you to those who helped spread the word!), driving traffic and &#8211; to our surprise, customers! &#8211; to Make Mii.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s now been a little over 48 hours since the launch of <a href="http://www.miistation.com">miistation.com</a>, and the response has been &#8230; active!  A few key news sites and portals picked up on this impulse project (big thank you to those who helped spread the word!), driving traffic and &#8211; to our surprise, customers! &#8211; to Make Mii.  Here are some links to sites covering the service:</p>
<ul>
<li> <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/58405">MetaFilter</a> (thank you <a href="http://kanai.net/weblog/">Gen</a>)</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.digg.com/gaming_news/Get_Nintendo_Miis_made_by_a_graphic_artist">Digg</a>, and <a href="http://digg.com/gaming_news/Mii_Creation_For_The_Lazy">Digg again</a> (thanks Sam)</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/mii/mii-creation-for-the-lazy-234566.php">Kotaku</a> (thanks Sam)</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.destructoid.com/miistation-com-greatest-bargain-ever-29693.phtml">Destructoid</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://wiinintendo.net/2007/02/07/5-for-a-custom-mii/">WiiNintendo</a></li>
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<p>Maybe I&#8217;ve been in Japan too long but boy, if there&#8217;s one thing I realized I almost forgot about many Americans, it&#8217;s how much they like to talk :)  With any service that asks for money there will be critics, and Make Mii was no exception. It was interesting to see the criticisms divided into two camps though; non-scientific estimates put about 80% of the negative comments towards potential customers, and the rest towards the provider.  There were of course a few humorous if not positive comments as well.  Here&#8217;s a sampling of snippets from the comments section of a number of news site:</p>
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The negative:</p>
<blockquote><p>Take your $5 and get a life. (digg)</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Fat and stupid people will buy stupid crap like this just so they can have an extra couple minutes to continue being fat and stupid. That&#8217;s all I can really think to explain this. (destructoid)</p>
<p>These people need to be killed. (destructoid)</p>
<p>That&#8217;s the dumbest shit I&#8217;ve heard all day. (destructoid)</p>
<p>Can we please please put together a mob and kill whoever&#8217;s responsible? I mean seriously,if anybody deserves a very tedious and severe ass whoppin&#8217; it&#8217;s whoever created this travesty of a service. (destructoid)</p></blockquote>
<p>(There must be something about a website named Destructoid that attracts such an angry crowd.)</p>
<p>Slightly more positive feedback:</p>
<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m not lazy, but my wife and I lack any artistic talent whatsoever. Two hours and our collaborative efforts look nothing like us. This is a great idea, I might give it a go; especially after seeing The Office mii&#8217;s yesterday. It will make playing tennis fun again until another good game finally comes out. (kotaku)</p></blockquote>
<p>and</p>
<blockquote><p>My wife and I were discussing just such a venture! Drats. (kotaku)</p></blockquote>
<p>(Is there something about a service such as Make Mii which appeals to the married demographic?)</p>
<p>And the humorous:</p>
<blockquote><p>Ok, send me your wii code and I&#8217;ll do your portrait for $5. Heck, I don&#8217;t even need your picture. I&#8217;m that good. I&#8217;m a designer! (metafilter)</p></blockquote>
<p>But the more interesting part for us in all of this &#8211; as this project wasn&#8217;t about making a mint, anyways &#8211; was to find habits and patterns in the ways people navigate a website, particularly one involving photos.  We&#8217;ve heard strange stories about <a href="http://slashdot.org/articles/07/01/31/1315218.shtml">Yahoo! being the number one search term in Google</a>, and we&#8217;ve tried to study website usability issues through books like <a href="http://www.useit.com/prioritizing/">Prioritizing Web Usability</a>, but in the end valuable knowledge and insight comes from seeing users in action first-hand.  (Ok I&#8217;ll admit, it&#8217;s nice to make a few bucks here and there :)</p>
<p>One tool which has helped considerably in analyzing these patterns is the awesome <a href="http://www.crazyegg.com/">Crazy Egg.</a>  Something we&#8217;ve learned in just the first 24 hours?  People love clicking on images!  The analysis for the gallery page shows this very clearly.  Every photo in <a href="http://www.miistation.com/gallery">the gallery</a> &#8211; both Miis and originals &#8211; was clicked on in no small amount.  Perhaps it seems obvious to expect that clicking on a thumbnail-size image should produce a larger version, or at least additional data of some sort.  But the heat-map feature, which is definite eye-candy, showed something more curious for images on the top page.  The image depicting the 3rd step for getting a Mii made shows a Mii holding a bowling ball.  For some reason, this bowling ball &#8211; a round, blue object somewhat 3D looking &#8211; solicited mouse-clicks from curious visitors!   What the&#8230;?  Aside from the &#8220;Get Started&#8221; button below it, nothing suggests the image is clickable.  The heat-map for the gallery page showed clicks fairly scattered across the images &#8230; so why specifically <em>on the ball</em>?</p>
<p>Turns out we may have another &#8220;urinal fly&#8221; story on our hands.  A few months back, long before this project started, I was told a story about a European nation having problems with inebriated men creating a mess in public bathrooms.  The fix was simple &#8211; put a sticker of a fly in the urinal, and all your mess goes away.  <a href="http://www.urinalfly.com/category.cfm?category=1">It&#8217;s a tried and true product</a>.  Okay, so we&#8217;re not dealing with drunken visitors urinating everywhere (though I have no way of knowing), but it&#8217;s quite amusing to find that many web-surfers, partly out of boredom and partly in search of some hidden gratification, have a tendency, subconscious or not, to click on round button-looking objects.  A lesson?  With so much distraction on the Internet and considering the difficulty in getting, let alone retaining, eyeballs, hide little nuggets in your site when possible, like in <a href="http://www.tastyapps.com/">Tastyapps</a>.  Giving a user the sense of discovery can go a long way (see, I&#8217;m sharing Tasty&#8217;s site with you!).</p>
<p>There&#8217;s much more interesting information we&#8217;re gathering as the influx of visitors &#8211; and buyers, miraculously &#8211; continues to grow.  But I&#8217;m going to hold off on actual figures for a bit longer.  Suffice to say, our (albeit already cheap) hosting costs have been covered, and the research is fascinating.</p>
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		<title>Passionate disgust</title>
		<link>http://www.mattromaine.com/2006/11/28/passionate-disgust/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone is so passionately disgusted with Microsoft&#8217;s hardware entry into the digital media player market, they&#8217;ve voiced their opinion loud and clear.  At least someone care&#8217;s enough to be upset and spend time expressing it.  For Sony, however &#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone is so passionately disgusted with Microsoft&#8217;s hardware entry into the digital media player market, they&#8217;ve voiced their opinion <a href="http://www.microsoftshitbrick.com/">loud and clear</a>.  At least someone care&#8217;s enough to be upset and spend time expressing it.  For Sony, however &#8230;</p>
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		<title>PopChop back in action</title>
		<link>http://www.mattromaine.com/2006/10/06/popchop-back-in-action/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2006 16:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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I finally got around to porting over most of the media files from the ol&#8217; server, and had almost forgotten one of the best mash-up albums of all time &#8211; PopChop!  My PopChop page (link also in the sidebar) now includes a flash-player for you lazy bums so you can listen to each tune [...]]]></description>
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<p>I finally got around to porting over most of the media files from the ol&#8217; server, and had almost forgotten one of the best mash-up albums of all time &#8211; <a href="http://www.mattromaine.com/popchop/">PopChop</a>!  My PopChop page (link also in the sidebar) now includes a flash-player for you lazy bums so you can listen to each tune immediately.</p>
<p>Seriously &#8211; who would have thought Missy Elliot and the Cure could sound so good together? Now I can&#8217;t wait to see an MTV video mash-up to complement the tune.</p>
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		<title>character manifestation</title>
		<link>http://www.mattromaine.com/2006/03/06/character-manifestation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 10:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that Evan Williams and Caterina Fake used to date?
They split up, and now one&#8217;s at Yahoo! while the other is at Google!
That&#8217;s just too funny.
A brief history of Flickr
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you know that Evan Williams and Caterina Fake used to date?<br />
They split up, and now one&#8217;s at Yahoo! while the other is at Google!<br />
That&#8217;s just too funny.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/tech/products/2006-02-27-flickr_x.htm">A brief history of Flickr</a></p>
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